YOU SKITTERED DIAGONALLY ACROSS MY ROOM
THEN DANCED ALL OVER MY SHOES
MAKING ME SCREAM OUT IN FRIGHT
YOU HID UNDER MY DESK AND BEHIND MY FRIDGE
THEN UNDER MY DRESSER PROBABLY TO UNDRESS
I WOUNDED YOUR WING SO YOU COULDNT FLY
BEHEADED A BROOM IN THE PROCESS OF
TRYING TO KILL YOU
THEN YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF WALTZING INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM
WHERE I STEPPED ON YOU WITH MY WHITE SHOES
THEN I SLAPPED YOU WITH MY BLACK SLIPPPERS
BECAUSE YOUR LEGS STILL TWITCHED
AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T HARBOR BABIES
YOU'RE DEAD NOW
SHROUDED IN AN OLD NAPKIN LIKE A FALLEN KING
YOU WERE A KING OF MY ROOM FOR 13 MINUTES
BUT I AM THE QUEEN OF DESTRUCTION