Infested
[05/19/24] - it's like they made kill it with fire (the video game) into a movie, and mixed in elements of rec (2007). it also could be a metaphor for the bed bug epidemic and france, and i saw how it could be a response to the covid-19 pandemic. i really liked the movie and its jumpscares. it legitimately makes my skin crawl.
first , i like how they weren't afraid to show how grimey and dirty france could be. it showed the parts that the glitter and filters hide. the apartment building had such an intriguing circular design, and i wonder if it's intentional. it was interesting seeing how the electricity/light was on a timer, and i'm REALLY satisfied with how they brought that mechanic full-circle towards the end, when the five main characters were escaping the hallway.
second , with the opening scene, i do appreciate how i was able to understand the poachers (?) or hunters even though they weren't speaking english, nor were there any subtitles (for me, anyway). and though i didn't understand why one of them killed their friend/coworker, it made sense at the end why it's better to end someone's life after they've been bitten. looking back on jordy's screams through the vent... it didn't click until then. while doing some further reading (on reddit) i saw that someone mentioned this movie could be a warning against removing animals from their homes for the exotic animal trade, seeing that the spiders only ate and reproduced to survive since they were taken out of their natural habitat.
third , the characters were pretty great too. the human plot was good, albeit not as dramatic as it could've been. a very diverse and talented cast. and, as much as it pains me to say this, i'm glad that they weren't afraid to kill the dog. maggie was very well-behaved and she was such a good girl; at least they did her death off-screen.
the spiders were also well-characterized; their weaknesses are light and fire, but they're pretty fast and reproduce at a quicker rate. though the spiders did feel a bit over-powering (how do you EVEN get rid of them, by fumigation? by burning everything down?), i admired how the protags still kept going.
i really enjoy kaleb's character; he collects exotic pets (he has more confidence in his skills than i do when it comes to taking care of another living being), he sells nice shoes (only, to my knowledge), and i noticed his little quirk, where he refuses to "swear" because that's what his buddy jordy said to him last (on the back of the picture he kept).
i liked how everyone was flawed in a way: kaleb tried his best to do good but would always be seen as the bad guy and he would refuse to accept responsibility because of it; jordy (to me) seemed a bit like a know-it-all and would run his mouth; lila of course had to be the one with arachnophobia; manon had to be the headstrong golden child that kaleb gets compared to, the one that doesn't seem to grieve; and mathys was kinda just there, i don't have much to say about him.
i LOVED how diverse the side characters were. ms. claudia didn't deserve to die like that, i honestly wish she was able to move out (it kind of reminds me of when benny was killed in city of god, before he was supposed to leave the hood). as for madame zhao, she had some steel clad BALLS for going head first with a bandana and two cans of bug spray. it also makes sense for why the bugs weren't killed by bug spray because they could've evolved to be resistant. i appreciated how the main group still showed concern for their neighbors; this didn't feel like a stupid decision to me, and it just showed how much the characters actually cared. i like how the movie built up those relationships only to kill those people off. only, the sacrifice of mathys didn't make sense to me, and i feel as if jordy didn't have to die (i honestly feel like lila or mathys could've died instead of jordy so he and kaleb could've had a heart-to-heart instead of having lila be the one to tell kaleb about jordy protecting kaleb's rep).
i wish the movie could've explored the grief of kaleb and mamon a bit more, because (to me! grasping at straws) motherhood kinda seemed to be a bit important. speaking of grief, the scene where lila was mourning jordy was very heavy for some reason, even though he was only a side character. calling back to the first paragraph, i thought this moment was referencing the grief felt during the pandemic, or just with any general terminal illness like cancer, because you'd feel useless since you can't stop or cure it (early in the pandemic or in the late stages of the illness), and you'd feel empty when the person is gone (the nail in the coffin was hearing jordy scream in agony). on a different note, i wish they had more scenes showing that lila and jordy were actually a couple who cared about one another, since i couldn't tell aside from the fact that they were around each other a lot.
fourth , when it comes to the spider holding a defensive position while stuck in the head lights, i might sound crazy, but i understood this to mean that the big spider (probably a momma spider, seeing that the spiders reproduced very quickly) decided that the police officers were the bigger threat than the three in the car, and that the big spider wanted to protect her babies. someone on reddit thought that the spider pausing is the spider noticing how kaleb didn't actually want to hurt the spiders, and that he only wanted to escape. i thought the scene established both sides and their priorities pretty well, but i could be reading too much into it.
as for the the end of the movie in general, a lot of people complained about it on reddit from what i could see, where mathys' "sacrifice" made the situation worse for everyone there, and only served as a catalyst for the final fight (so to speak). emotions were running high, the police (though they did what they could) caused the death of jordy and everyone in the building. it also didn't make sense for mathys to bash the door in, possibly causing the spiders to run rampant in the city, but i guess this just doesn't leave room for a possible sequel to profit off of (and i'm grateful for that). i kinda just took the ending at face value and didn't question whether all the spiders were killed in the demolition or not; i'm honestly just glad the three made it out, though i can see why someone would protest why they got to live.
but their opinions don't matter to me, they're just another perspective to consider. i for one very much enjoyed the movie and was thoroughly jumped and scared. i don't hate spiders, but i won't hesitate to reconsider their life.
[05/19/24] - it's like they made kill it with fire (the video game) into a movie, and mixed in elements of rec (2007). it also could be a metaphor for the bed bug epidemic and france, and i saw how it could be a response to the covid-19 pandemic. i really liked the movie and its jumpscares. it legitimately makes my skin crawl.
[05/18/24] - it's a very brain-off movie if you like seeing big monsters fight on-screen. that's it !
[05/03/24] - GOD i love godzilla minus one. i was SO excited to see the movie was out on streaming, i was literally vibrating in my seat.
as a point of comparison, i will talk about legendary's godzilla (2014, i ignore anything past that), shin godzilla and paramount's monarch in this review, but as always, this is my opinion.
Sweet Home (1989)
[04/30/24] - the practical effects were amazing, i really like the atmosphere it created, some scenes were framed in interesting ways, the lighting was very consistent and clear where it kept the character's faces well lit which is a plus considering how dark the movie was. the set was really well put together and creepy looking.
the only problem i had with it is the plot.
i've watched this movie a few days ago and am only now adding this review. my thoughts still stand though.
first , i liked how the lighting kind of reminded me of pulse a bit, with how dim it is, but your mind still makes up things in the dark. i'll give the effects a higher rating than the story.
second , i liked the scene when emi was possessed by the lady (i think) and her face was fully in shadow but there was light coming from behind her: very uncanny. the growing shadows that looked like hands, and the hair-shadow i really enjoyed, haven't seen that in a movie yet.
third , i feel i could enjoy the movie if i didn't try to make sense of the plot. how did the baby get into the open furnace that was likely spewing flames? why did they need a furnace (albeit THAT BIG of one) if the man of the house was a painter? why did the old man sing a song and "crush" (melt) a bottle? why did he think the same gimmick would help him get emi? (it did but he died anyway so i wouldn't say it was successful) why was asuka targeted, what was her fault to have her die by axe AND melted? how did the father survive? (unless he just cowered).
then , the characters made illogical decisions, or would blatantly ignore clear warnings, or they would just not stand up and run. it's infuriating to see how asuka died when she could've simply moved quickly.
but , the ghost monster thing was IMMACULATE. i loved its design, it creeped me out when i first saw the babies growing out of its skin. i thought the animatronic they (must've) used is very advanced for its time because of how they changed the lady's facial structure AND they made her cry.
lastly i didn't enjoy the ending where the father was found in some cupboard and was allowed to reunite with his daughter. if anything, he was too headstrong, wouldn't listen to aki (who told him she was going to get help) and overall had a weak spine. but for him to get his daughter and possibly the woman? i don't think that should've been the ending when the scene BEFORE IT was about motherhood and losing your child.
other than that, decent movie. great effects.
[04/30/24] - the practical effects were amazing, i really like the atmosphere it created, some scenes were framed in interesting ways, the lighting was very consistent and clear where it kept the character's faces well lit which is a plus considering how dark the movie was. the set was really well put together and creepy looking.
the only problem i had with it is the plot.
i've watched this movie a few days ago and am only now adding this review. my thoughts still stand though.
[04/25/24] - i loved the ending. the twists. i like the themes of: you shouldn't believe everything you see, but you also shouldn't try to understand it either. skepticism can only take you so far.
i've watched this movie a few weeks ago and am only now adding this review. my thoughts still stand though.
[04/21/24] - (in my opinion) it's a metaphor for abortion and the consequences of forced pregnancy. this movie uses arguments that could just as easily break down pro-life-ers.
i've watched this movie a few weeks ago and am only now adding this review. my thoughts still stand though.
"if this is against god's plan, why doesn't he stop us?" is a line that stuck with me.
The Omen (2006)
[04/11/24] - god, this movie didn't make any logical sense.
first you have a priest who, in no good conscience, took advantage of a desperate husband who wanted him and his wife to have a child. you had the priest GIVE the husband a child who was born FROM a jackal, and you DIDN'T disclose that information to him because... you wanted god to overlook this "deception" because in the end, you're raising a child, you're fufilling your purpose on earth by taking care of another life! my bf suggested that maybe the priest wanted them to raise the antichrist which... makes sense, but there wasn't any evidence in the movie to even hint at that. why would the priest betray his religion and still live? dunno.
second , the husband DOESN'T listen to anyone, not his wife, and not any of the other religious authorities (because he's "atheist"). i have a problem with the forced atheism because, even though i am atheist, it doesn't mean i'm NOT superstitious, or it doesn't mean i'm going to ignore any clear signs or symbols that something is BEYOND my control or human understanding. this man is so hard-headed. the husband said his wife could go to therapy, but he wasn't phazed by the fact that she said "i think our son is evil." like, at that point, he's an absent father and an absent husband, and he isn't even DOING anything at his "ambassador" job. no black tie events, no diplomatic work, nothing. he's just useless all around. then, you have the only other "good" priest who warned him that his wife would die by his son's hands because she's pregnant and the son wants to inherit everything the dad has. not even a DAY after the priest warned him, the husband heard the news that the priest died in a bizarre accident, THEN his wife told him she was pregnant and she wanted an abortion. (we're not going to talk about the clear patient confidentiality violation that the therapist did when he told the husband what the wife was saying IN THERAPY. like to me, the scene wouldn't even be there if the husband had a more earnest heart-to-heart with his wife). then NOT EVEN A FEW DAYS AFTERWARD, the son attempts to kill the wife, and you hear her whisper to you "don't let him kill me." and... what ends up happening? the husband literally ABANDONS the wife at the hospital... the nanny does some heinous shit with her IV... and she dies. all because he went on a wild goose chase to go to a place a NUN told him about, completely disregarding the directions that the FIRST priest told him.
third , the verses that they referenced from the books of daniel and revelation? they weren't even accurate. i haven't gotten to verse 8 in revelation yet, but when i looked in my ESV, it said something COMPLETELY different from the movie AND the referenced content spilled over into verse 9; they changed the verses to make them more dramatic sure, but for a religious horror movie, wouldn't you want to be accurate? not to mention, in my opinion (and according to the footnotes of my study bible), any mention of the "antichrist" in the bible (especially in daniel) only applies to the political figure antilochus IV of THAT TIME when rome was being established. yes, the movie was right in saying the "antichrist" will arise during a political time, but to say that "political time" is happening in modern times is a stretch...
i'm not sure if i've watched this movie when i was a kid, because i remember the pope dying towards the end, then there being an after credits scene of the antichrist doing wonderous deeds and being hailed as christ, but i could be confusing this for another movie. still... this movie made me irritated because of the characters, the logical stretches they had to pull, the absent b-plot just to make the a-plot work, and the writing of the husband. i would recommend this movie if you don't mind the above, but if you want to consciously enjoy a movie, don't watch this.
[04/11/24] - god, this movie didn't make any logical sense.
[03/09/24] - all in all. a 100/10 cinematic experience. there were many scenes that made me forget i was in a movie theater. unfortunately, in my movie theater, the projector felt too too close to the screen so it cut off a bit of the top/bottom. despite this, my experience wasn't ruined. nor did i have a hard time hearing/understanding the characters' dialogue (i usually need subtitles to be able to understand movies/shows nowadays). EVERYTHING was perfect. the sound, the plot, the costumes, the effects and backgrounds. everything.
another note: i'm writing this review a few days after i've watched it, but the movie is still relatively fresh in my mind. i wrote my thoughts below right after i watched it.
ANOTHER favorite scene is the coliseum with feyd. the WHOLE scene being filmed with infrared even though it didn't NEED to be ?? the intense fight scenes feyd was in ?? didn't know elvis had it in him.
Damsel
[03/08/24] - the movie was very good in terms of keeping you on the edge of your seat. i also like how Elodie was given a (relatively) stronger character than Eleven in "Stranger Things." also funny coincidence, she plays two characters whose names start with an "E." i couldn't find anything to criticize about the movie except the ending.
first , the ending had me confused because i couldn't tell what it was supposed to be/what was happening ? the dragon left the cave to kill the royalty, sure. but where are they going when they boarded that ship ? i thought the fade to black implied they were already home because they changed clothes AFTER the castle burnt down. but no, they were going "home home," with a dragon in tow. also. i thought they were gonna go their separate ways, Elodie and the dragon, since she spared her and helped her get revenge, but no. Elodie just casually tamed a dragon apparently. also don't like how they made the dragon "lipsync"
second , the mother's death was hinted at throughout the movie, but i was disappointed that it wasn't explored more since the theme of motherhood seemed so prevalent. the dragon is a MOTHER who lost her children. i want to see the other side of that, with the girls sort of reminiscing about their own mother. and i'm pretty sure you can still be respectful to the stepmother in the same breath.
lastly , speaking of the stepmother, i also wish she had a more pivotal role in the movie, where she would help the girls more, or have more/less autonomy because of the seemingly passive king. i want to know why she became the stepmother in the first place, but she probably just didn't have enough scenes since the movie is named after the "damsel" in distress.
[03/08/24] - the movie was very good in terms of keeping you on the edge of your seat. i also like how Elodie was given a (relatively) stronger character than Eleven in "Stranger Things." also funny coincidence, she plays two characters whose names start with an "E." i couldn't find anything to criticize about the movie except the ending.
Paranormal Activity (1-4)
[01/09/24] to [01/11/24] - i watched the first four movies because that's the main story with katie and kristi. i don't think i plan on watching the others just because i'm the most invested in katie/kristi's story, and it looked like the scares in those movies were less subtle and more supernatural/fantastical instead of having little things bother you (in your haunted house). here's how i rank them from best to not-so-best: 2, 1, 3, 4.
note that i didn't write down my thoughts on the franchise until after i watched the 4th movie, so my thoughts on the first few movies could be hazy/sound the same
4: it felt like a let down from the first three. it was less tense, less suspenseful, and there was a lot of incompetence when it came to the family not realizing they're being haunted. it felt like the movie had to tack on the scares towards the end (as per tradition in the franchise), but the scares weren't as hard-hitting as the previous movies. it also felt like the main girl (alex) didn't have a lot of agency. i did enjoy the twist where wyatt was teased to be hunter. i still had questions about what happened until that point, since the third movie didn't bridge the second and the fourth.
3: i thought this was gonna be various video tapes stitched together (like a bad horror movie i watched/my bf fell asleep to called "creepypasta") but i was relieved to find out that wasn't the case. it still left me with more questions about the origin of the curse in the first place, and how it came to be placed on the family, as well as whether katie and kristi had their memory erased because they couldn't remember what happened in clear detail. it also felt like the grandma was just thrown into the movie because they didn't know who the bad guy would be for this movie. come to think of it, i don't think the grandma showed up again, except for in this movie. she was never mentioned again.
1: was pretty good. i like the twist at the end when katie got possessed completely. also, micah was an asshole and i'm glad he died. he was trying so hard to keep control over a situation he literally had no say in, especially with the ouija board and him waiting to call the demonologist. i was on the edge of my seat, and i thought this movie was the best in the franchise, but of course the sequel had to one-up it somehow.
2: is my favorite just because of how scary each jumpscare was. they were subtle when they needed to be, and jarring when we weren't expecting them. the one that gave me a heart attack was when all the doors and cabinets flew open in the kitchen. i had to recover from that one because i didn't expect it. one jumpscare that made me want to run away from my computer was when hunter was getting pulled out of the crib as he cried. i care about kids so it was a little scary to see that the demon (or whatever) wasn't indiscriminate towards haunting kids. and when kristi went missing from the chair, me (and my bf) were thoroughly freaked out.
all in all, the first four movies are pretty solid, but definitely went down in terms of the quality of scares. although the timeline was all over the place, i liked the katie-kristi story. it was very tragic what happened to them as kids and as adults, and it's one of the few movies where a bad ending makes sense because it's a curse and they don't know where it came from.
still , the few things i didn't like where the blatent incompetency or ignorance when it came to the parents/partners believing their wife or girlfriend about being haunted. i'd hope that if i were in a situation like that, my boyfriend would believe me if something was bothering me or making me that anxious. i could see my family having doubts about whether "spiritual" things are real, but i'd like to believe that most people aren't that willfully ignorant when something they can't logically explain is happening. i can't say i believe those things are real, but i wouldn't want to find out if they are. i don't understand why people think being haunted is "awesome" or "cool." maybe not all hauntings are bad, but when it's as disruptive as it was in the movies, maybe you gotta reconsider.
[01/09/24] to [01/11/24] - i watched the first four movies because that's the main story with katie and kristi. i don't think i plan on watching the others just because i'm the most invested in katie/kristi's story, and it looked like the scares in those movies were less subtle and more supernatural/fantastical instead of having little things bother you (in your haunted house). here's how i rank them from best to not-so-best: 2, 1, 3, 4.
note that i didn't write down my thoughts on the franchise until after i watched the 4th movie, so my thoughts on the first few movies could be hazy/sound the same
[08/08/23] - i don't really have much to say about this one other than it embodied a fever dream. i watched it with my bf and he said if he was on acid, it would be quite a trip. i think the reality vs. fantasy theme is a staple of satoshi kon's work, although i've only watched perfect blue before. i might need to rewatch it.
[08/01/23] - i watched this movie two times. the first time, i watched the first half of the movie without english subtitles; it was difficult for me to understand it with only the tagalog dub, but i was able to get the gist of it before we switched to a streaming website with subtitles (and browsers to bypass the ads).
the first time i watched it, i never realized that content moderation was an actual job. mikhail red, the director, said he based the movie on the fact that the philippines is known as the "content moderation capital of the world" (according to wikipedia), a title i didn't know we held. he also wanted to incorporate how mental health is handled in professions on such as those. i was still surprised to find out that...
Suzume
[07/30/23] - i liked it a lot. the animation was beautiful, and i was able to understand the movie/connect to it in my own way. i didn't mind the vagueness or lack of worldbuilding since i was able to interpret it myself. i probably cried once or twice.
first , i thought the movie was a metaphor for trauma: how suzume blocked out all her memories of the tsunami; how she used the door as an escape, how she held onto the chair and the memories it held of her mom/her home. i think the earthquakes reminded suzume of her past, and they unearthed something from the back of her head. i also noticed all of the ordinary people (people going to work, school kids, construction workers) ignored the worms or couldn't see it until it was almost too late. they ignored the earthquake sirens and returned back to normal. my sister found out the same night that the earthquake and tsunami that destroyed suzume's home was inspired by the tsunami that caused the fukushima nuclear disaster. there were hints in the movie but i didn't put it together. it adds a whole new lens to the movie.
second , a few of my problems lie in the fact that souta barely has a backstory, so there isn't much there to support his decisions/mannerisms. also, why make him a chair other than a funny gag ? i heard from my sister that we could've gotten a lesbian romance, but they had to censor that. maybe a girl from her hometown dredging up old memories could work better. there's a lot of cultural implications that i (as an american/non-japanese) can't understand. such as, why are people so supportive of a 16 year old running away ? at least she was texting and calling her aunt while she was running away. suzume worked at a bar while she was underage, which is questionable; i didn't realize it until my sister pointed it out.
lastly , i had a theory about daijin being suzume's mother because of what the cat said (ie. [to souta] "you're in the way." [to suzume] "don't you love me ?"). there's some evidence there but isn't explicitly proven by the movie. also what kind of gods are the cats ? what are their powers ? bc the aunt got possessed by one of them, and they were powerful enough to turn souta into a chair/keystone.
[07/30/23] - i liked it a lot. the animation was beautiful, and i was able to understand the movie/connect to it in my own way. i didn't mind the vagueness or lack of worldbuilding since i was able to interpret it myself. i probably cried once or twice.